fucking love girls that are spacing out all the time if you say “what?” 5 times in 2 minutes youre extraordinary
”yeah that’s cool but get it out of here man”
thats been my mood this whole year
me at the pearly gates: hey fellas do i get to know my stats
god: you ate more turkey pepperoni than any human in history and youre actually going to hell for that
me: ah
god: you deserve it
me: i understand
as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years
this picture literally is divine influence
The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank
this reply completely knocked the wind out of me
